The Magnanimity Of Equanimity.
It is on this one special day, each year, that we should all put aside our intolerances, hatred and emotional shielding, and lay ourselves bare to our fellow man (women too, if you must!).
With this thought in mind, we can, perhaps, find some balance in our lives, some peace in our hearts and experience true love and appreciation of all life!
But please don't get too carried away with it, as a lot of you will be expected back at work, at some point, and with that attitude, you'll get absolutely bugger all done!
PS. There ya go, Mrs Potts, not one mention of willies, bums, canabis or gay love, let alone the likes of 'anal fisting' and 'hedgehog felching'! It can be done, y'know!