Wednesday, 6 June 2007

Am I Nick Dorman?

I've been asked that before, some time ago, and now, what with all this nonsense in The Times that stinks to high Heaven of nepotism, I find myself asking that same question OF myself!
Ever the optimist, though, I could console myself with killing two birds with one stone and and 'go fuck myself', were it true, which I'm pretty sure it isn't... er, I hope!
Anyway, I must fly. The self-publication machine waits for no man!

Crap!!! I hope that doesn't mean that I'm Simon Moores, too!

3 comments:

Eastcliff Richard said...

My money's on you being Kathy Bailes!

Justin Brown said...

D'you know, I think that's even more insulting than receiving an award from a newspaper that cuts out the middle man and is actually printed with poo across the front of it!

Kathy said...

I think I'm even more insulted