While I'm on the subject of 'things, toilety in nature', I should pass comment on a toilet that my friend Nörbert recently had imported from his mother Fatherland. I certainly won't be passing anything else on it!
Being a voracious carnivore (and, of course, German), Nörbert has a few concerns regarding tape-worm and the such-like, so, in order to keep check on movements in his movements, he now has a toilet with a shelf built into it, so he can prod his poo about with a pencil before feeding the little fishies in the sea.
Disgusting!
In his own words, he declares "I, for zis food, am paying wery güt monies and should be liking to eaten it for myselves!"
I was thinking about taking a short break with him at his parents house in Ratingen, a charming little town that was never in a big rush to rebuild after the war, but now I'm not so sure.
The last thing that I want is to gain the reputation of being a shit-stabber!
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You should try the khazis in the US. There they seem to prefer sliding the snake into the lake. It gives a whole new meaning to dropping the kids off at the pool, I can tell you.
The Lido site forms a nice bowl and could be converted for that use. I'm sure the burglers would make a bee-line for it.
Never understood the step thing in German toilets. Its the same in Austria. Maybe it appeals to the german scatalogical sense of inquisitiveness?
So much is true!
They did take an unhealthy interest in Pooland (which has since been renamed Poland) a number of years ago! And I do get the impression that they're rather keen on taking Czechs, as and when they can.
I wonder how they deal with 'internet worms'?
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